Best. School bus. Ever.
I saw this in the middle of the night and I thought “ooooh yeah, this is sweeeeeet. JET BUS!” Love it like a redneck should.
Lobster in his pants
I can only imagine what the 911 call about a man who was spearfishing in lobster sounded like, especially when the Florida Marine and Wildlife guys came upon this man with two lobster tails in his pants. My Dad sent this to me, and I thought “this definitely fits into a pants stuffing trifecta.” However, [...]
Jell-O keyboard and mouse joke
Oh yes, I could see this happening to someone I know and love one day after they get back from vacation. So long as I don’t go overboard with it.
Literary Pickup Lines
You have no idea how much fun it was to read this list of 25 literary pickup lines. I think I might have to try on this one: Hey, baby, the sun is not the only thing that also rises. No, not really. That’s just sad.
Brings a whole new meaning to “hammer pants”
This is one fantastic: a pregnant woman in La Crosse, Wisc., woman tried to rob a taco fast-food joint with a hammer. During the attempted “armed robbery,” the woman got a hammer she brought along as a weapon stuck in her pants and THEN RAN FROM THE STORE losing her pink slippers in the process. [...]
E.B. visits Huntsville, meets the rabbit
E.B. has, for the most part, proved himself over these last months to be a faithful companion. He still has accidents inside the house, still goes over to the neighbor’s house to play. He wasn’t so bad during the week I was gone on vacation either. But what he loves the most is traveling with [...]
The Paper Towel Gang
Seriously? This is how Bounty wants its brand to look like on the internet? I mean, sure, it’s funny. But not ha-ha funny, just sad funny.
Overnight cruising on Fark: July 22, 2010 edition
Oh, those Brits have been a source of all sorts of entertainment. Take for instance, the new Prime Minister’s lack of bolstering of national pride in their fight in World War II. Dear Great Britain: you wouldn’t have a Prime Minister today if the United States and the Soviet Union hadn’t fought in the war. [...]
Car lifted into air to paint stripes, ticketed
My dad sent me this link with the following: “This beats last weeks badger paint scheme…” Indeed dad, it does.
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