Lobster in his pants
I can only imagine what the 911 call about a man who was spearfishing in lobster sounded like, especially when the Florida Marine and Wildlife guys came upon this man with two lobster tails in his pants. My Dad sent this to me, and I thought “this definitely fits into a pants stuffing trifecta.” However, [...]
Brings a whole new meaning to “hammer pants”
This is one fantastic: a pregnant woman in La Crosse, Wisc., woman tried to rob a taco fast-food joint with a hammer. During the attempted “armed robbery,” the woman got a hammer she brought along as a weapon stuck in her pants and THEN RAN FROM THE STORE losing her pink slippers in the process. [...]
Car lifted into air to paint stripes, ticketed
My dad sent me this link with the following: “This beats last weeks badger paint scheme…” Indeed dad, it does.
Dad: “They Should Call it the ‘McNasty’”
This is nothing short of hilarious. Thank you Dad. In case you don’t want to click on the link, here’s the story: an alleged drunk woman stuffed a sandwich down the front of her pants and then told McDonald’s employees they shorted her order. After deputies saw the grease stain on the front of her [...]
More wildlife news from the British Isles
My chicken and the egg thing apparently gave my Dad a smile, because later on in the afternoon on Thursday he sent over this particular gem of a link. Let me explain: apparently, the white stripes on the back of roadkill badger make the perfect replacement for road stripes in Hampshire, England. What made me [...]
An oldie but funny, according to Dad
My dad, knowing how I find these sorts of recordings funny, sent me this link to “Dwayne Stomp of Black Tooth doing a anti-drug PSA” on Youtube. Thanks for making me laugh Dad.
Daddywiser World Cup Edition No. 2
From Dad: I was watching FIFA soccer last night- Argentina vs. S. Korea. Check this out- the S. Korean goalie is named Donggook. Seriously, Donggook- it’s on the back of his jersey. I didn’t try it, but I’d wager that if you type Donggook in Google search, you’ll find sites that have nothing to do [...]
Subway at new World Trade Center is “moveable feast”
This is pretty neat – and I’m waiting for a comment from my father on this one: Subway has a location that moves up and down on a crane for the men and women working on the new World Trade Center building. Too bad the general public can’t go – the views of New York [...]
Daddywiser: World Cup Edition
“FIFA did the right thing not to ban the vuvuzela horns from the World Cup. After all, they most likely would have the same success as the SEC did in banning the cowbells from Starkville.” – Dad This actually makes sense.
World Cup Soccer: US Draws with England
So the World Cup is going on in South Africa this month, and honestly I can’t say I know much of what I’m talking about here. In fact, when I read about the US draw with England in the first round, I thought to myself “I have no idea what this writer is talking about, [...]
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