Hooray for Limeade!

I just got back from Wally World with a couple of friends and decided while walking around with them (them being two girls who well, don’t hold the same philosophy of shopping that I do when it comes to being in Wally World. Wait, I’m going to end this parenthetical statement, cause I don’t want it to go on for a paragraph and confuse the hell out of people.)

Ok, so my philosophy on shopping in Wally World is this: the only way to make it out of the store without having to take out a loan on your soul is to spend no longer than twenty minutes in the store and only go for what you need. The only reason I made it out tonight without spending $100 is that I’ve trained myself to resist the temptations of Wally World itself. I grab the bare necessities, the simple bare necessities of life. Things like Shampoo and dish soap. Or things to make Quesadillas with. But tonight, I decided to treat myself, which I do a little more often than I should, and bought some limeade.

Now, if you don’t know what Limeade is, it’s like Lemonade except made out of limes. It can be sweet or sour, but I prefer sweet over sour, so that’s what I go with. However, apparently Country Time doesn’t make Limeade, so I had to buy a different brand. Eh, whatever. So long as I have something else besides coffee or coke, I’m cool now.

So see all, Wally World isn’t all that bad. I mean, since Target isn’t open 24/7 or even have a grocery store in it, and according to my girlfriend I’m just as cheap as the stereotypical Jew, I’m not going to a grocery store because of differing political philosophies (note: you’ll probably see something like this in the book. Most likely chapter eight.) Yeah, they’re not exactly the most benevolent corporation in America, but what the hell, at least they’re better than the oil companies, right? Or Enron. Or hell, I dunno… the Chinese government. (Also note: by saying that, whatever ability that Chinese readers just had to read my website went right down the toilet. Sorry guys, but I’m not a big fan of dictatorships, ok?)

Look for Chapter Six tomorrow night. I was going to try to get it done today, but crap occurs… DAMNIT! I forgot Twizzlers at Wally World… I’ll just have to make a quick run to CVS after my chiropractor appointment tomorrow…